From the IRC archives of #crypt, originally from February 2008:
[16:32] <halcyon> tio: tell us a story
[16:35] <tio> okay
[16:35] <tio> once upon a time
[16:36] <tio> there was a rich emperor, the ruler of a great land
[16:37] <tio> as befitted his status as leader of such a wealthy land, he had everything he could want, and was a royal pain to buy birthday presents for
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